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I'm Surrounded by Idiots

Quicker and easier than counting to ten.

I'm Surrounded by Idiots
Quicker and easier than counting to ten.
A blend of herbs and minerals to reduce stress and worry

Before you decide to hit someone there are some natural herbs and minerals that will calm your nerves and help you relax. Valerian, hops and kava are traditional herbs that promote a sense of well-being and support a peaceful relaxing sleep. This supplement also contains magnesium and together they will help you deal with the stress obviously caused by others.

NZ $20.00 delivery
What's in each capsule Weight Active
Valerian Extract 4:1 275mg1100mg
Magnesium Complex 16%250mg40mg
Hops Powder 100mg100mg
Kava Extract 7:143mg300mg
Encapsulating aids

What you should do - Take one capsule per day.

Read the label, it has some good ideas and do as you're told. Keep out of reach of children, direct sunlight, indirect moonlight and wet places. Screw the lid tight.

Taking pills is all good, but you still gotta eat real food.

My Jeans have Shrunk

When the mirror is not being your friend.

My Jeans have Shrunk
When the mirror is not being your friend.
A weight management blend of Green Coffee, Garcinia and Chromium

A pill to make you a supermodel just does not exist. Sensible eating is what's needed. To help there are some natural herbs that science has proven will support weight management.
The active ingredients in garcinia and green coffee slow down the release of glucose after eating. Chromium supports balanced blood sugar levels and cayenne stimulates calorie burning.

NZ $20.00 delivery
What's in each capsule Weight Active
Garcinia Extract 6:1 - 60% HCA285mg1700mg
Green Coffee Extract 7:1 - 50% CGA200mg1400mg
Cayenne Powder 191mg191mg
Chromium Polynicotinate 12%4mg480mcg

What you should do - Take one capsule per day.

Read the label, it has some good ideas and do as you're told. Keep out of reach of children, direct sunlight, indirect moonlight and wet places. Screw the lid tight.

Taking pills is all good, but you still gotta eat real food. You also have to get off your butt and eat less crap to manage your weight.

Poop like a Trooper

Less time on the loo waiting for number twos.

Poop like a Trooper
Less time on the loo waiting for number twos.
A blend of natural herbs for soft, regular bowel motions

Some people find Poo funny but when it just ain't happening there's no laughing going on. When you feel a little blocked and the turtle just won't poke his head out, take 1 or a couple of these natural herbal capsules. They not only soothe your poop tube but will help you have easy, regular movements without straining.

NZ $20.00 delivery
What's in each capsule Weight Active
Cascara sagrada powder 277mg277mg
Psyllium husk powder 200mg200mg
Slippery Elm Bark powder 20mg20mg
Wormwood powder 8mg8mg
Fennel powder 5mg5mg

What you should do - Take one capsule per day.

Read the label, it has some good ideas and do as you're told. Keep out of reach of children, direct sunlight, indirect moonlight and wet places. Screw the lid tight.

Drink lots of water when taking this product and if using longer term eat more fruit and veggies as well.

What Happened Last Night

Warning you may look as bad as you feel.

What Happened Last Night
Warning you may look as bad as you feel.
A blend of Vitamins and natural products to help detox

If you want to avoid a hangover, don't drink the night before. Good idea, but if that advice is too late, you will need this to replace the missing electrolytes and B vitamins. Along with a potent milk thistle extract and a decent dose of vitamin C, together they support your poor liver, which is probably working overtime.

NZ $20.00 delivery
What's in each capsule Weight Active
Milk Thistle Extract 25:1100mg2500mg
Vitamin B1 (Thiamine)1mg1mg
Vitamin B2 (Riboflavin)1mg1mg
Vitamin B3 (Niacinamide)5mg5mg
Vitamin B5 (Calcium Pantothenate)150mg150mg
Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine)100mg100mg
Vitamin B9 (Folic acid)150mcg150mcg
Vitamin B125mcg5mcg
Vitamin C300mg300mg
Potassium125mg66mg
Kelp (from Iodine)20mg100mcg
Magnesium Complex (16%) 100mg16mg
Ginger Extract 10:150mg500mg

What you should do - Take one capsule per day.

Read the label, it has some good ideas and do as you're told. Keep out of reach of children, direct sunlight, indirect moonlight and wet places. Screw the lid tight.

Taking pills is all good, but you still gotta eat real food.

Drinking too much is not healthy, but you are never going to drink again, right?